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Blake griffin for new black panther
All right. Well, throw Ryan Gosling out the window. This is clearly the role that Blake Griffin. Former NBA player. Now comedian was born for No 1's. Even really sure his ethnic background. It's perfect for him. Check it out. Blake Griffin. He could be the this new black panther.

Trump v Elon conspiracy
conspiracy theory and, uh, sorry if you hear the tree trimmers in the background, um, what if now that Elon is done and he's done his part. What if he's like, hey Trump. Can you throw me a bone here? You know, all these uh Tesla attacks and stuff getting set on fire? Can we just kind of have a fake fight so that he gets off of me? I don't know. Just saying

Why people are upset about switch 2
8 News. Junkies uh, this is Mr. Emit. Just to talk about the switch 2. A reason why a lot of people aren't very happy with it is because the new Nintendo user agreement. Basically says that you Nintendo's, leasing you the console and leasing you. The video games, which basically means you don't own them anymore. So if you do anything that Nintendo doesn't like like a modify your console to be able to play games, you aren't normally supposed to or add mods to your games, you know, in ways that you're not supposed to Nintendo now, has the ability to cancel your subscriptions cancel, it's just straight up, delete your account, or break your console. So it basically just turns into a door stop. So yeah, just a heads up on that. You have a good day though, you take care. Bye bye.

90’s was just yesterday, right????…..
Good afternoon, junkies old man, Sean talking about how the 90s weren't that long ago? Do you realize that in less than a month, the year 2060 will be closer than 1990 was. That's crazy to think of, I'm only a year or so younger than him. So wild times to be thinking how long ago that was later. Bye.

Stolen phones
Hey, junkies. I think when they steal the phones, especially in Mass at festivals, they're sending them to other countries overseas that have different car carriers that don't really care if this phone is stolen. Probably Brazil, Colombia. That kind of place.


Death to Robots
Yo News Junkie. What's up uh Sean Sabrina. See Lane My 3, best friends. I never knew I had Man, this AI thing is wild to me. Um, You know, you think about it. Uh, like like Sean said, a little while ago, you know, we would have never even had this as a topic, you know, a few years back and, uh, I I see them. There's a, they're building, a robot, a humanoids, robot trying to, um, put AI in it. I, I don't know, man. I feel like No, 1 has watched any movies like like seriously no 1's. Watched I Robot no 1's. Seen any Terminator movies. Like this is the the the future of our destruction. Wake up people. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Game of magnets!
What's up to the guy in Merritt Island and driving a Transit? Connect, got a just a K7 magnet and a pinewood derby, 4 magnet. Uh, he parked in your driveway and you got cameras up so I didn't want to get shot. But uh, I'm watching you buddy.

I fully support C-Lane
What's up news, junkies? See, Lane buddy. I got to tell you, there are those of us in the listening audience, that understand that your quads are immensely strong for carrying Watson. I say that to say, Every bit of the money from the T-shirt sales. Should go to Sea Lane. I mean, for crying out loud, he came up with the song for the merge. He deserves it. I got sushi.

possible reason for your 4 digit Pin
possible reason you have a 4 digit PIN is because you want to go to Mexico and Mexico, ATMs only have 4 digit PIN access

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