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ITS FRIIIDDAAYYY!!!! LFG
It's time. Welcome to the News Junkie. Sean sea Lane Sabrina. What is up? It is Friday. I hope y'all are ready for the weekend. I'm excited because we got our first weekend of college football tomorrow. I cannot wait for that. Um, but I just want to tell you guys that I absolutely love you guys each and every 1 of you. You do an amazing job all week long. And you are my midday entertainment. I could not get through the day without you guys. So go out there and make it a great Friday. Make it an amazing weekend and I love you. All of you wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Sabby and c-lane stand up
I am super stoked for this weekend. I get to see, Sabrina, do her comedy stand up. I know I mentioned seam is going to be doing, um, going to be there as well, but does he do stand up? Is he gonna just be an announcer or can we expect a surprise performance from Ice Panda? Let me know y'all.

The cost of birthing a tumor baby
yeah, on the price of having kids in Florida, my uh, my youngest who was born 3 years ago, Given it was a C-section. but, when we got that hospital bill afterwards for the C-section and then a 3 night, stay um, $50,000. I went through it. Itemized version of it and they were charging. I think it was 700 per meal. For both my wife and me. and it was, Not great. It was mostly microwave stuff so that's, you know, a bit ridiculous but that's coming from Uh, our second kid who was 5, um, it was also a C-section but it was in a different hospital that was on the 6 thousand dollars. So you know. Yeah, it's it's it's expensive pretty much no matter what

DC takeover working?
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So in regards to the DC takeover, my suggestion is why don't you take the same strategy and everything and move it to Chicago southside of Chicago? I think they even call it. Shy Rock, like cops don't want to go in there. It's Mayhem. Why don't you try and fix that situation and see how it works out if it works. Good for you. Thanks. Bye.

Sabrina has voice fry
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So you guys are talking about the uh voice fry thing. I think uh Sabrina does that when I'm listening to the show sometimes at the end of her sentences or she'll like try and talk under her breath and she'll get like really low and then all of a sudden you can barely hear her right? And so um I think I think Sabrina's got the, the voice fry too.


The news junkie investigative team
What up junkie Bud? Hey, me and 4 other guys from work. Went to uh a newly renovated Cracker Barrel up here in Jacksonville and the new menu was pretty good, you know, it was kind of fancy but the the inside the new decorations, It gave off really like Ikea Vibes, it, it looked very fake like I don't know. The old Cracker Barrel. Look kind of like like almost like you were home or maybe back at your grandma's or something like that. This 1 gives off way fake. Fake fake Vibes basically, like, walking through an Ikea, Lighter.

Denver blue state experience
Great news, junkies happy today. So as a left-leaning kind of Centrist dude, uh, last year, I moved to Denver and the state of Colorado was beautiful. but living with those those Type of people where it was just a lot of drug culture and weed everywhere. And and people on every single Corner, homeless on every single Corner aggressively begging and and nothing being done to it and then they wanted to Levy a tax so that we could help pay for their Healthcare. And I'm back in Florida and I am very happy. I lasted 8 months or so but Colorado's beautiful but Denver was not for me.

Brainwashing
Hola, happy day. What's up, Sean? What's up, Sean? What's up, Savvy? Just real quick. Sean, you were talking about the military being in the streets of the DC area and how there hasn't been a murder in a week and that's great news. And I just want to say, though, Regardless of your party affiliation, if you're left right center, you should be against any kind of militarization in this country. If you're okay with it, you've been brainwashed, you're a sheep, you should be against it, no matter what kind of political stance you have, there should be no militarization in the streets of our country, whatever the end.

Mailman
I4 East fan before Stanley. Hey guys. this is Al, um, I do have a 4 bedroom. Uh 3 bedroom uh 4 bedroom, 5, bathroom house. And uh 1, 1 is upstairs, which is a loft. That I turned into a bedroom. Uh, do I have to pay for that as? A bedroom or a large Loft. Let me know. Thanks, love you guys.

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