Yeah. Just a quick dad joke. This guy goes to this bar. He picks up this girl and they go back home. They start making out and it's getting hot and heavy undressed her and she she stops him. She goes. Wait, I just have to tell you something. I have a cute angina. He said, oh, thank God. Cuz the rest of you looks like crap.
Okay, sorry, I had to, I had to send in the 1 about uh, Snoop Dogg because it's anyways. So here's my real dad joke. Are you ready? Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. Keep up the work. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.
All right, here we go. How come you should never buy tennis shoes from a drug dealer? Because you never know what they're going to lay some with and you might end up tripping.
So yesterday's jokes must have really sucked or just didn't get a chance to get played most likely both though. Um, but why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind, too.
News Junkie. What's up y'all? Listen, here's your dad joke. Um, why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fod drizzle. Let's go. Y'all keep up the work, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,
Dad joke. So these 2 sperm were swimming next to each other and they got real tired, and 1 sperm asked the other sperm and said, hey, which way do the Fallopian tube? The other sperm said fallopian tube, we're not even past the esophagus yet. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.
Hi News. Junkies, I'm usually really bad at jokes but this 1 always stuck in my head. What's red and green and spinning really fast? A frog in a blender. Have a good day.
