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Tom Brady's Dog
I think the best option for Tom Brady is to wait till his pet passes away, then put it in the cemetery and bury him. Wait for it to come back to life. That's always worked out. Well um, pet cemetery, Frank and weenie which is a great movie, by the way, watch Frank and weenie. All right, have a good day.

5 second answer to the betting question.
Okay. Sean the reason why that betting strategy doesn't theoretically work is because there's 5 other people in the election as well. What happens if 1 of them wins

The only reason I would clone my dog.
I would clone my dog because I love her so much. She's like, 15 or 16 years old, but we, uh, rescued her from the shelter here in Orlando, when she was 9. And she was a puppy mill, dog, where she was just pumping out puppies. And she has been the best dog, but the only reason I went cloner is because I want to see what she would feel like. Um, like if she never went to the puppy mill and was never at a puppy mill dog. And that's what I would like to experience. Because when we got her, she had no idea how to play ball. She still doesn't. But you know, that's the only reason I would curious to see how our mannerisms would be if she never. Involved in something terrible like that.

cloning and This American Life

C-Lane, here's how the Mamdani bets worked, leading to arbitrage. (plus what would happen if the bet amounts were changed).

LFG NEW YORK LFG!!!!!!!!

Betting explanation
Hey this is junkies. Yeah Sean it's pretty easy. There was 3, candidates in the running. So you would have to bet on all 3 sides just to make sure you were going to win money. Um put up 110,000 just to win a thousand. But if that third candidate won, you're out the 110,000. So that's why the measly 3 quarters of a percent? You would win. Have a good day guys.