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C-Lane
No News Junkie, what's up? Uh, Sean said something about um, you know, if you yell out strike uh, Does that get you away from? You know, the hit the hit and the protesters with the car? Um see I think maybe you know just because it's Wednesday. Um you should probably spare us the puns. Like a Google pop up.

Banana pudding
Hell, 4 days a week. I buy 2 cups of banana pudding. but lately, I've only bought 1 cup of banana pudding and that's because I say that other 1 cup for the News Junkie.

Hey, junkies X, junkie here. First, and last dispatch, I had to stop listening to the show yesterday. When it became clear that the show will really just shun had turned sympathetic to the Trump agenda. Sean acts like calling in the US. Military troops is a Justified response to a riot or a protest. Are we living in Cuba? Or is this the United States? I was also listening today. Trump embarrass the Office of the President by berating president zielinski. Sean said he liked Trump standing up to zlinsky again, what country are you living in? Sean, is this Russia. Sabrina stand up to this BS, we're counting on you. I can hear it in your voice. Peace out.

The taunting helicopter pilot
What up junky butt? Hey, I'm not sure if that helicopter. That was taunting those. Uh, people was real or not, but if it is whatever speaker he was on. They need to get that for Air Force 1. So we can start here in Trump whenever he's talking on a plane or a helicopter because that audio was perfect and Trump sounds like crap man. Later.

Protesters are mix with
Sean. Use Junkie. The protesters. Are a mixed crowd. Of people. The majority. Are peaceful protesters. And their mix. With. Government haters. On the cover agents. From the alphabets. and, troublemakers, or Government agitators or whatever you want to call them. It's a mixed crowd. I can't tell you why they're there, what they're doing. But I know.

GameStop mailbox money 4.5 million
Hey News, Junkie and crude just a heads up, got an email for some mailbox money, anyone who has purchased from Gamestop, check your emails. They're doing a 5 dollars cash or a ten dollar in store credit. For some lawsuit, didn't read the fine print just uh, spread the word, the GameStop, mailbox money, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

Brown not doesn't work
A junkies about the brown note. Yes, there is a tone that does do that, but it doesn't just select the protesters everybody gets affected cops National Guard. So, whenever that tone is around You whoever's there? They have to poop their pants as well. So it's not just their doesn't work on protesters so it is not used for that reason. Thank you twinkle edits out.

Crowd control
hey, part of what they do with the crowd, uh, getting rid of them is They use that acoustic wave and it liquefies any of the solids in their intestines and then they go poopy and they can't hold it. And that will disperse them pretty quick.


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