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Good Evening News Junkie. This is DJ just out here, dumping dumpsters and sensual Florida. It's a hot 1 out there. You guys stay safe.


Nukes in Iran
Listen to you. You are don't get involved in Iran rant You have been, you would have been great in World War II. Leave Hitler to the Europeans. No need for us to get involved but they destroyed Great. Britain and enter New York Harbor. They will fight him. Listen, nobody wants War but what I want less is nukes in a country where men like being martyrs. Us bunker Buster, bombs need to be in Israel to take out Iran's New York City. And the story.

You know, times have changed. Maybe it's time to change what books we teach in class. That's all.

Hey guys. Um I was wondering what was going on yesterday and I said let me turn on the o FM radio. Aha YouTube popped over to uh twitch no problem. But anyway about the police car. How many police cars have you seen with a a tag that says police? They're either a County tag or State Tag. Anyway, good to see you guys back. Bye.

To kill a mocking ******
Yoki chose quick, check in about this teacher getting fired for reading the words written in a book. It's ridiculous. I'm with you Sean. Um, I you know, I understand this guy's point wholeheartedly, um, I agree completely. Um, you know, I don't flaunt that word or drop it lightly at all. Um, but uh, if it isn't a book or a song I and I'm reading or singing, thou wrapping that song, I say the word. Uh, I didn't write the word, it didn't come from me. I'm just repeating it. I'm not like seeking out these these, these written words or performed words so that I can say them. It's just, I don't, I just don't understand the, the, the, you know, I have anything, but anti-woke, but it is. Sometimes it just goes too far. This is a perfect case of it. These minis can just forget all of this Shenanigans, you know, it's really frustrating. Tip your editors.

Hooters reinventing itself
So, I went to this wing place in Atlanta and my buddy was like, dude, these are Hooters wings and I was like, what are you talking about? He said, no, they're Hooters wings. The place is called Hoots and they're doing the Chuck-E-Cheese thing where you like are selling it under a different name. So I guess Hooters is still kind of alive. Also, rip Kirkman, wiggle, wiggle, popped up.

Content whore!
What's going down? Junkies, you know Sean. I resent the comment, uh, that we're not sending in dispatches. I mean, I send in complete bangers on a regular basis. I mean, Priceless material, uh, fantastic content for your programming and you leave me hanging, you don't play it. So, you know you're you're Your Own Worst Enemy, buddy. Hey,


Date never happened because I wanted Chik Fil A
What I'm just chunking. I just wanted to share a story of a date that never happened because I decided to bring up Chick-fil-A as a potential opportunity, uh, meeting spot. Um, she was not happy with that. Um, choice and, um, made it real clear that it was discussing that I even brought it up. So, Um, you know, I I guess I kind of understand where people's anxiety comes from was trying to pick the right spot and the, um, you know, the judgement that can come with it, but, uh, I I love their sandwiches. So, um, yeah. Anyway, that's all have a nice day.

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