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Hey, Sean C Lane. Hey want you guys to chime in, on this please we're looking for some truth, the questions from Mo and for Josh actually you guys remember the Seinfeld episode where they were, pitching a new show to NBC and the judge had awarded Kramer to be Jerry's Butler as his sentence. We're wondering if that is how Josh is working for Mo. Love you guys.

Bikini haiku
All this bikini talk reminds me of a wonderful Haiku written by a famous rapper. It goes like this bikinis. Small. Tall. She says she likes the ocean. Hello Cool. J. What a word Smith.

John Williams douche
Hey guys, my quick question is Josh. is Sunday Morning Coming Down, fun to make And uh, as a Clevelander yet, John Williams do showed up overnight. And all of a sudden there's thousands of this Billboards in this dumb face all over town like are you even divorced? Forget her so fast. I need money. Sell your house to me. I I don't know who he is, where he came from, but Douchebag needs to get out of this town.

Here's one of those billboards in Cleveland




hey news, Junkies Heavy equipment, operator here. Long time listener. I think this is like my second or third dispatch, but, uh, As far as the 7 minute or under 7 minute mile goes. Um, I have 39 years old and I do mine at 7 Minutes flat. You know, I get up and I Run 3 miles every morning. The only thing is trying to tell you that running is bad for your knees, buddy. I had to have 1 of my replacements. but I still get up and I and I do my

Serious question for frivolous reasons
Yossi shows, quick check-in you say everyone's open to questions today. Well, I've got 1 pointed right at you, Jesse Fiedler Pinkerton. If that is your real name, seriously, bro, will you add me as a friend on Xbox God, man? I keep asking I'm not going to keep asking it's going to. The offer is going to go off the table soon and uh, serious follow-up. Or are you too scared to get worked on the new Tony Hawk 3 and 4 redrop that I will be on tonight playing against you if you accept my friend request, you mother edited myself tip your gamer friend

No home on the range
Hey, guys, so I go out to Wyoming a couple of times a year and that's as close to Frontier living as I am going to get. Um, you know, I can't always get a Wi-Fi signal. Um, there's not nearly, as many things to do. Um, you know, but it it's still comfortable. I still have, you know, modern, uh, things like air conditioning. I've been through hard stuff. I'm good. All right, let me, let me just be spoiled rotten. Love you.

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