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TGIFRIDAY!
Oh, let's go. It's Friday, baby. It is Friday, baby. And y'all are listening to the mother effing News Junkie. That's right. The News Junkie. If you don't tell all your friends about the News Junkie, what kind of human being are you? There is no better afternoon show to listen to you guys. Do an amazing job. Sabrina, sea Lane, Sean, I love each and every 1 of you. I hope you have an amazing Friday and a beautiful weekend, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,

Mach E big facts
Yoki Chad's. Checking in quickly to say that yes, the Ford Mustang Mach e is Ford's. Electric offering. I believe the Mach E E standing for electric. I think is, you know, the whole Nifty little name there and, uh, I know that because I'm pretty sure, uh, the guy in your very next time slot there. Um, Jim Colbert owns that particular electric vehicle. I know he purchased 1 recently and I'm pretty sure that's the 1. He talks about on his show owning so that just speaks further to Sean's Point not to inflate Sean's ego anymore. But just to uh, to Sean's point of slap, a cool sounding name on anything and even your Paca rednecks will come out and buy 1 tip your 2:00 time slot.

Hurricane Erin
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. I know you guys are having fun with hurricane Aaron, but I feel bad for ThinkPad for Aaron. Love you buddy. Bye.

If I had $100 million I'd kick a cop too
what's going on News Junkie crew, now, don't get me wrong, I support police and all that, but if I had 160 something million dollars, I would not hesitate to kick a cop and deal with the consequences because I had the money to deal with it. Uh, you know, just at that point, you don't care. You're so rich, you don't care, you got money to pay for it.

No dude cheerleaders
Man if this is where cheerleading is going, just get rid of it all, man because nobody wants to see a bunch of gay dudes prancing around. You know, being cheerleaders, it's ridiculous.

NFL cheerleaders barely get paid
Hey guys, NFL cheerleaders, make about $150 a game. They also get paid for public appearances. But max out at about 22 Grand a year. That isn't very much, considering how much everybody else is making around them.

Question about dead people
Happy day News, Junkie crew. I have a question for you all. Um, Lost my mom, last Wednesday to break cancer and when the hospice people sent the herds out to retrieve the body, only 1 guy came and I had to help this man. Load. My mom. It's cold dead body. Onto the stretcher out of the house and into the hurts. Is that normal is a man. I don't think that's normal in it. It kind of it messed, my brain up a little bit. Man, I have a really hard time dealing with that. Uh, what do y'all think?

Private perts
Now the song is stuck to my hand private parts, private parts, please don't touch my private parts.

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