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HOA’s are redundant and useless
Hey there news junkies, happy Thursday. You know, cities and counties already have ordinances and they already give out code violations. to all of the things that HOAs already get mad at so I don't know why we would need an HOA because even if you believe in Government helping you keep your quote, unquote property value. even if you believe that they need to do that, They've already got it covered. We don't need an extra body of busy bodies that actually have the time to go bother you on a day-to-day basis. Especially when HOAs don't have direct access to law enforcement. There's no need for HOAs in any Universe wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

C-Lane’s HOA VP
Hey guys, this is the VP of the HOA for ceilings Community. Our HOA. Mainly focuses on maintaining the grounds and making sure. The sprinklers are work and everything else. We really Don't mess with people on. All right, have a good 1.


HOA is like a home owners union. It's ok.
What up News. Junkie Dinger here real quick about the HOAs. Um, I live in 1 and really all they're trying to do is protect the resale value of my house, and I don't hate that.

Hoa
Another thing HOAs are 4 is all the common areas in the neighborhood like, um, they also take care of like their lights, your street lights, if they're burned out, they call to get that taken care of uh, mowing of areas that aren't personal property, like the entrances to your neighborhoods and all that. So they do have to take care of that stuff. But the part that I don't like, is like, you're talking about the whole, if I want to change my blinds, I've got to get permission or paint my house. I got to get permission.

Documentary rec for the crew
Good day, News, Junkie and crew. Um, I have a documentary recommendation for everyone. It might be a little more in Sabrina's wheelhouse because it's about birds, but I think everyone will enjoy it. It's, uh, not consequential. You're not going to leave it angry or like, you know, motivated to go do anything. It's just a, a fun documentary about some young kind of Stoner dudes who get into bird watching, um, it's called listers. Let me get the full title real quick, it's listers. A glimpse into extreme bird watching. Um, there is a trailer on YouTube, it does have a couple f-words in it, um, but I highly recommend this documentary, um, it it's if I didn't say already, it's on YouTube. Um, and it's listers, it's a, it's a good time. Look forward to. Hopefully you guys watching it and then uh, hear them what you think, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Cracker Barrel was an inside job.
Hey junkies, uh thinking about the Cracker Barrel debacle. if they had done any analysis or test groups, maybe changed 1 location. Somewhere in the south. Just to see what the feedback would have been. Maybe they would have seen that. That was not a good idea. Which leads back into was it just a hoax? To get free advertising and free marketing. Also, Sean, you were talking about the 700 million dollar um rebranding. That's every sign, every apron, every name tag everywhere in the restaurant plus just changing the entire restaurant, the money kind of adds up. When you look at all the locations they have. Thanks guys. Wiggle. Wiggle. Pot. Pot, pot.

Sitting in my mail truck in Flagstaff, listening to Shawn dunk on Arizona, knowing he thinks all of Arizona is Phoenix.

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