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Sales for fast food after the storm !!
Hello news, junkies and crew. I'm curious about the sales Spike that's going to happen for the fast food restaurants. In these cold States. After a mini hurricane here in Florida, the line for like a Chick-fil-A. Wendy's Burger, King McDonald's is through the door. I'm like you guys didn't have any food. We have all the toilet paper and all the water

Building climbing
What's up, news? Junkies hope everybody's having a wonderful day. It would be absolutely hilarious. If Netflix trolled everybody. And just showed this guy walking up the stairwells to the top of the building.

Exploding trees
Regarding the exploding trees, maybe you should have waited and put that in the today, I learned section since today, we all learned about that. Thank you. Keep up the good work, guys. Love listening.

Tree cracking
I grew up in Northern Georgia and sometimes you would hear the trees Pop. I, I mean, it makes sense now, from the pine trees in the sap but it wasn't. I never saw a tree, like explode, it would just sound like a really loud crack. Almost like a like a branch snapping.

Running man has a knock off that was made about a year ago starring John Cena. It’s been driving me crazy and I thought I made it up in my brain.
You know, when you watch a movie and you know that the premise of the movie has been made already and you can't figure it out. That's what happened with burning man. And I know it's a repeat of an actual Running Man back in the day. But no, like just a few years ago or even a year ago, I watched the movie where people were, uh, it was a game show and the whole point was to stay alive. Till the end of this thing, had Aquafina and John Cena in it, and I just figured it out because, uh, I remember John Cena, it was called jackpot anyway. Uh, anybody else see that? It wasn't even good, but I watched it and I was so frustrated. The entire time I was watching running, man, because I knew I had just watched a movie with the same exact premise any who have a great whatever day. Bye.

True autistic parent, with a mention of what BS self diagnosis is.


This one's for the news junkie


Evil Eye about Plane Karens & Chads
Yeah, it's evil eye. Hey, take all the Karens and all the Chads or chips or whatever their names are. And have a standby plane to put all those people on so they can get to where they're going. Everybody else can have a nice safe trip. That's it. I'm out of breath. Those people just annoyed. It Whatever out of me.