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Vasectomy advice
Hey junkies. Um, I heard you guys talking about vasectomies and I just wanted to say 1 Thing. Once you get it done, get a jock strap and in the slot where you're supposed to put the cup, put a bag of ice. It'll stay right on there. I've I've I've gone through this uh, twice actually and it only takes this the actual operation only takes maybe 10 minutes, you'll do fine.

Hey news junkies. So I I had a BCT me about 5 years ago. I'm 42. Um, I went to the guy on the with the Billboards, all down the highway. It was great. It was easy. Simple, dude. Put down his coffee. Did the thing I was I think it was 17 minutes total. Very painless, I would do it yearly if I had to and yes, you can, uh, number 3, afterwards. And it's fine. Maybe a little bloody. Keep up the work, guys.

Vasectomy
What's up C Lane? Yo, the vasectomy is easy. Um, I went home and wanked it and curiosity got the best of me I guess. But besides that, get yourself some Whitey tidies man. Because if they're flopping around, it's no bueno.

Road trip update Michigan 27 degrees

What's up News Junkie? I couldn't help, but notice that y'all did not mention the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj's birthday. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

shrimp lobster rolls from Ole Red



show you lunch. my fell through and this is what I settled for


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