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Charlie kirk always came after the trans community
Oh my goodness, that sucks for Charlie Kirk for us. People, that he always came after the trans Community to not exist and things. Well, I guess what? Now he doesn't exist either, so that sucks for him, sarcasm.

Mailman
We survived the brake. Hey, how you doing? Uh, thanks a lot there. A big guy. Uh, telling me to be safe and all of that. Now, I hit a damn mailbox. I appreciate that very much. Thank you. Have a great weekend.

Mistakes parents make
What's up, junkies, listen. I just wanted to share a story about. You were just mentioning how your little brother got thrown into a tree. Uh, this is back in the days. This is in the 80s like Indiana Jones was out. My dad was acting like Indiana Jones with a hat on or something and he didn't have a whip, but he had a hammer and he was like, making the noise with the hammer, like it was a whip, but then the head of the hammer flew off and conked my sister right in the middle of her forehead. So, Yeah, we still joke about that. Um, She's still mostly eats with a straw but she's doing. She's doing good.

Kimmel
John there was no widespread public backlash. And what Kimmel said, wasn't bad. It's the next clip that Kimmel played about Trump looking absolutely as callous as he is talking about his Ballroom. When asked about Charlie Kirk Trump was so embarrassed, he Unleashed his 2 billionaires who own media companies. And his FCC chair on him. Simple as that.

Kimmel
What's up, news? Junkies. I just don't know why Jimmy Kimmel's grandfathered in to have a job. I mean, you know these large companies have been planning to buy. It's not just since I don't think it's just since Trump has been in office that these plan, these companies have planned to merge with other companies. I mean, maybe the situation has become right now but Jimmy Kimmel has no right to be, uh, you know, on on late night television, if he gets fired, he's not in jail. This isn't a firm's First Amendment thing. He's not in jail, nobody's putting him in jail, just got fired.

Well. Only thing I can. think of is, Probably standing up on the ride. Acting silly. All of above, probably they have video. So. It's very easy to figure this 1 out. Just go look at the video. Videos are everywhere.

Thought this was funny. True 🤷‍♂️


Shawn was right about everything. Just kidding. What do you think of John Oliver is he next?

Would Charlie want Kimmel to lose his job? I don’t think so…

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