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Disney hike was already in the works.
Good day News Junkie. It's Dan man. Happy Wednesday, everybody hump day. Um, Disney actually sent me a notification to let me know that my subscription was going to be going up before the Jimmy Kimmel thing. So no Grand conspiracy. I'm afraid. It would be awesome to think that they would do such a thing. Uh, only then to Gaff people. After it's all done, uh, Sinister. I like a good twist in your mustache, kind of plot. So that's cool. Anyway, hope you guys have a good rest of the week, rest assured. No deception here.

police wearing mask in TV show Watchmen

Eggroll food truck
Hey, junkies happy. Hump day, just thrown it out there because I know the iHeart station isn't too far from Lee Road and I4, but the world famous egg. Roll food truck is in the dispensary, parking lot across the street from the Home Depot figured, I'd throw it out there. It's absolutely delicious. If you haven't gone, I highly recommend it and you've got to get the strawberry lemonade to go with it.

Miss Fritz
hey, I miss Brits by

I’m a happy shark!
Hey there, junkies what's going on? I just wanted to share some good news. I know that you guys know a little bit about my life, you know, just gone through a divorce a couple years ago and, you know, just dealing with that and being solo and, you know, having a having a good time just discovering me again. Well, unfortunately, this shark bait has been caught. Um, I was asked to be someone's girlfriend the other day, and it's really cute. It's something new for me and pretty nervous. But really excited to see where this goes and I just wanted to share my news, so talk to you soon.

Would send junk mail back in the prepaid envelopes the companies would send lol
Hi. When you were talking about the mail segment I knew someone who if they sent was was sent junk mail and 1 of these self-addressed uh prepaid envelopes and stuff back. They would just send the junk mail right back to them. It's a pretty good move.

Welp, this spam attempt is a new one

Weapons!!
Hey guys, I hope everyone's having a great Tuesday. Um, Sean, I watched weapons last night. Um, and oh boy, I will say that that was a roller coaster. I went into it, not knowing really what to expect and um, 30 minutes later. I was like, okay this is what I'm gonna expect. And then 30 minutes later than that. I was like okay, I changed up a little bit and then changed up a little bit changed up a little bit. Okay, when that, what am I even watching? Anyway, um, but it was a lot of fun, and I did not even have um, nightmares last night. Uh, I slept with all the lights on, but that's neither here, nor there. So anyway, hope everyone has a great Tuesday. Bye.

Hott take? Jimmy Kimmel vs sandy hook
I don't know if this is like a super gross, hot take, but I kind of feel like Jimmy Kimmel's comments, um, as long as it's pertain to, like free speech or similar to. Like, the guy that said those things about the Sandy Hook families. Um, and I don't know, I kind of see a correlation between the 2. I don't know if they should be treated the same, but I don't know if anyone else made that correlation, but that's something that kind of popped to my head. Have a good day y'all.

Just let you guys know. The Rapture will not be happening tomorrow because it says, in a Bible that no man will know the time the date when the Rapture will happen. So, There's no prediction in the Rapture so it's not going to happen tomorrow. Because it says in the Bible that no man will know the time and the date of the Rapture, he will come like a thief of the night. So just let you guys know. But be ready. When it does happen.

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