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Meghan.Weidemann
Chicken banana
Junkies, just wanted to tell you how much I hate you at the moment because I've got this chicken. Banana Song. Now, stuck in my head. Hope you guys have a great weekend.
evileyemonster
Evil Eye...snake tails
Hey it's evil eye. Yeah, snakes have a tail. It's right after their cloa you know basically their butthole. That's a tale. They also have uh, arm buds. But they don't show up, you have to look for them really close. But today, you learned all right, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,
Bangs
Kids protesting
Hey junkies, here's my 2 cents on the kids uh protesting while at school when you when you leave your kids at school, the school is in responsible for the safety and Welfare of your children. So, my question is, what happens if any of these children get injured while outside the school, doing these protests, who's going to be responsible then legally,
Bmiller85
Afternoon, Junkies. So about the Hitler house. Um, Yeah, completely absolutely out of their minds, being ridiculous. And 30 grand. Listen, I'm in Daytona Beach, Florida. I will drive up there. Redo the entire floor for a third of that. You know them, let them know, save them some money and uh we'll we'll get rid of Hitler again.
Pink Sock King
Chicken banana is just the new Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
Chicken banana is just the new Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
funny name
Mother returned
Hey guys. Happy today on this gloomy day. Um, I have a question what are y'all's thoughts on grown ass people calling their mother and father mommy and daddy listening to the Guthrie's played for their mother's return and she keeps calling her mommy. I don't know why. It just gives me the heebie-jeebies
SharkBait
Punish him!
Hey there. News junkies, what's going on? I have an idea for Josh's punishment for being late this morning. Uh, we should definitely forbid him to talk about Jennifer Lopez in the next episode. I think that would hurt him more than just people online. Trying to hurt his feelings. Really get him where it hurts. Bye guys.
Bangs
Epstein was a fall guy
Hey, junkies, mark my words. Epstein was not the main guy. He just happened to be the 1 that got caught. I believe that there is a much. Bigger picture behind all of this. And he's just the 1 that got caught for the American side and that's why there has been no charges because it goes way way, way deeper than just him.
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