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Obese patients at the zoo
Hey there. Just wanted to chime in about patients that have obesity um and how Sabrina brought up. She wondered what the experience was. Like once he actually got to the hospital, um, I actually work at a Trauma Center, um, locally, and when patients are too large to fit into our CT or MRI scanners. They actually have to go to the zoo, um, where they use um, their own form of scanners for larger animals. Um, just thought that was an interesting tidbit to Chime in with wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop pop later.


Iding at bars in Altamonte
All right, about 18 years ago. I was a bartender in Altimont. and the place is closed now, so I guess I could say where it was uh, mug shots in ultimatte and a guy and a girl came in. We didn't have a bouncer. Guy and a girl came in. He bought 2 drinks. Girl was standing next to him. And that being a sting. And the bartender that. Served him and he was of age but also gave him the drink. For the girl, he was with the bartender got in trouble and so did the bar. So I don't know what if anything's changed in the State of Florida. Or, but I just remember, I was carted everybody after that. That's all I remember.

Minor stuff
What up junkies? So I had to go back to work when you started talking about the story with the drag queen and the minor. So let's do this here. Let's say person a goes to A bar and they use the fake ID to get in that bar person. B buys person, a, a drink should person B be charged with contributing contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Gosh. That's so hard to say and to take it, even further person, A and B leaves said bar together in person, B buys alcohol for person. A then. Should they be contributing to a to the delinquency of a minor? Gosh, that's so hard. But the thing is, they thought that person was, uh, of age the whole time on account of, they met them in the bar. So, how about that? Maybe you ask Moses about this. All right, I got to go, we go pop, pop, pop.

Toasty roasty
So when I think of rows, I think of 2 things, I think 1 of people get absolutely ran through by their friends with jokes 2. I think of money being raised for a caused due to set event. So I was wondering Sean if you haven't already planned something, maybe you can auction off spots for audience members to roast you throughout the night in small spurts.

Play my Dispatch I moe Mangee
Colon news junkies. I agree with that. Uh caller man, you only play certain people's Dispatches like if moanie sent something in, man, he gets right to the head of the table, man. Come on, Sean.



CFO investigations
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. You're right about the CFO like investigating everybody or auditing. Everybody if they mis-spending. Now, let's say if that same CFO were to investigate the governor for spending 10 million to send some illegal immigrants somewhere, that sounds like a lot of money for 2 Planes, right? So, they should investigate him too. Alright. Thanks bye.

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