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So I have 1 of those bird feeders that have the camera on my balcony and I have a new bird that I was not sure what it was called and I always have to either do research or ask my sister. because she has now become obsessed with Birds, um, but I have a tufted titmouse and he's teeny tiny and a little firecracker, but I love him and I don't know what to name him, but Um, yes, I know you guys. I think you guys are talking about it or maybe it was like a monkey of some sort, but either way, I hope you guys have a great day and a great week and yeah, that's it. God bless.

My uncle designed the Patriot guidance system

help me claim gifted secret shows :(
How come when I hear that? Somebody has gifted secret shows I can never find on the website where to claim that

Lou Bega?
He's got a long duk dong here. Never met a misty. But I have met a Monica. Erica. Rita. And Tina. You have a good 1, I'm out.

I had a cat named Misty. She was a big ol hoebag too. Slutty slut cat.

Vapin in the boys room
Damn you Cain. Vaping in the boys room, I tell you. I was vaping in the Boys Room. Because everybody knows that vaping loud in school. Now hopefully it's your ear worm. Love you all.

C-Lane was right. Shout out to 7-Eleven for being pro choice!

I am MISSY...Not Misty!
Hey junkies uh Missy here, real name Melissa. I have never met another Melissa whose nickname is Misty. I don't think that's a thing. I think your name is just Misty. It's not short for anything. Also my pet peeve in life, has always been when people put the tea in my name, and call me Misti. Because I immediately think of people who've been in jail people with a bunch of different daddies for their babies. I mean, I know it's not the case for all misties. But it's got to be closed, right? Have a great day Junkies.