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Walmart deal
What's up, news junkies? I'mma let you in on a little secret about Walmart, I heard you talking about that food deal, boy, me and the family, probably going to be jumping on that 1. But Walmart's big secret is they will take an item that they are prepared to lose about less than 10% margin on. And they'll put it right next to another item where they're making 30, 40, 50% margin profit. And it pairs up with that other item. So there you go. You impulse, buy that second item, and now Walmart's in the green and you're getting a deal.

Those ballroom measurements aren't right.

POTUS - TU
Yo junkies we have a president that prioritizes masquerade parties in the White House that only a thousand people apparently are privy to yet. We still have homeless vets. We our country is in shambles. And this is what he's prioritizing. I just can't believe this man is running our country.

Good morning. It really doesn't matter how much it cost because we're not paying for it. He has donors that are paying for it plus himself and many many other billionaires. So there. Thank you, Mr. President

Short & Sweet recommendation for Savy
Hey news junkies, happy Tuesday. Um this is a short and sweet 1 because the last 1 you guys made fun of me because it was too long. Um somebody Um, Amy Poehler has a new podcast. It's not the News Junkie podcast, but it's pretty good. And she just did, uh, Marisha Hagerty from SVU? So I thought I recommend it to you. It's really, really good and she's hilarious. So, um, have a great day. Bye guys.

The perfect neighbor. Totally agree with you Shawn those cops were a class act.
Hey news. Junkies, um, we watched the perfect neighbor and I completely agree with you. Sean, those cops were fantastic. They were a Class Act. They were respectful. They were kind, they were sweet to the kids. They were kind to the old crazy lady. Um, before, you know, even after, I don't know how they were so patient with her, I would have lost my brain multiple times. Um, and uh, even whenever I don't know if the spoiler but like, even after tragedy struck, and they were dealing with her, They were still so patient with her and I don't, I don't know how I think they should be studied. I think other cops should be like taking notes. Um, yeah. Anyway, great watch, um, way to go Florida. Miss it. We're in Texas now. Peace out.

Online alcohol trend story
Hey, junkies podcast, listen to me here. So, speaking of the alcohol Challenger reminds me of a time when I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2008. And I had these 2 soldiers, who were about 18 years old, really young, and they were bored in the middle of the night because we were working, they had nothing to do. So they started having an alcohol bottle fight. They were squaring each other with alcohol and they're completely covered in it. Well when they get done, they decide to go outside and smoke a cigarette and as soon as he lit that cigarette up, he lit himself on fire had about 80% uh you know body covered in Burns. Then we had to send him to Germany to get emergency surgery and everything and he's doing okay now but now he's permanently disfigured and it just goes to show you like don't mess with alcohol and fire.

What is that scary movie? You described that was so gory.

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