Post a new dispatch

Latest dispatches


Spooky car wash ide la
No, if you need a spooky Car Wash, you need to have your tire, slashed, you need to have your windows bashed in, you need to have your ass dragged out in the middle of the car, wash get all soapy and then just stick you under the giant blower while, the tire shines just tearing out your ankles. Now, that's a spooky car wash.

peak haunted house (for Shawn)
Hey everybody. Happy today. So Sean if you want to go to a haunted house that's fully immersive. A complete change of environment that it's going to give you the scare of a lifetime. Let's go to a butterfly house, dude.

Haunted Carwash
Haunted Car, Wash. Lame. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

semi truck turned over right in front of me this morning at Florida turnpike south i4 exit around 545am

semi truck turned over right in front of me this morning at Florida turnpike south i4 exit

Semi truck turned over right in front of me this morning Florida turnpike south i4 exit

Netflix interviews
What's up, guys? Listen, uh, without giving out too much information, my wife works for Netflix out in California and, you know, the, the subjects of the interviews know that they're, you know, going to be on this show so they sign off on it, they're aware of it. But there are some celebrities that don't really know what's going to happen. I mean we, we know they're going to die and they just they don't. Um, and without giving too much, the next interview is actually going to be uh, about sealing. So just keep your eye out for it. It's going to be great.

Antifa is also designed a terrorist organization so blow up some mini vans
Hey, Sean and crew, Sean, I agree with you about your, uh, take on the Narco boats. Um, that if the crime isn't punishable by death here, it shouldn't be out there. Also, especially without any real proof being shown to the American people. just because you designated something in a terrorist organization, but at the same time, he did, uh, designate, uh, Antifa as a terrorist organization. So I would like to know when he's going to blow up, Mary, Jane's minivan, that keeps parking where in the no parking area down street because, you know, Just really not cool and if you it's it's it's it's a danger, you know might make me a have to go around the car and run over a squirrel or something. Anyway, a lot of antifa too. Ah,


Oh, the things that kids get into!!!
Hey, junkies on the topic of things that kids get into my ex-husband. Used to tell me stories from his childhood where he, and his older brother would get into all kinds of things. The worst of which was probably 1 time when he was maybe 4 or 5. Uh, they were playing around the dumpster at the end of their street, uh, and they found like a half empty cane of blue paint that he thought looked appetizing. So he straight up drank paint. Uh, and he went home and had blue paint all over his face and all down the front of his uh, pajama onesie and freaked his mother out. She had to rush him to the hospital stomach pumped, and everything like that. But, yeah, drank paint. Uh, and then another time they were hiding behind the couch, trying to see how many marbles each of them could stick in their mouths. Uh and he almost choked to death, but his older brother kept telling him to be quiet. Be quiet because they didn't want to get in trouble. Uh, because they knew they weren't supposed to be doing it. So well, just a couple of things, you know that my ex-husband used to get into when he was a kid.

Suggested for you

Junkie #12273
Junkie #7
Junkie #25
Junkie #13822
Junkie #8333