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Gramma Crackers
Hey news, junkies, good morning. Hey, in regards to Grandma crackers? Is there any way you could replace the sound bit of her screaming uh with the sound bits? You guys use when someone passes away. I just think it would be a little bit more impactful. Uh, thanks have a great day.

Ptsd from childhood experiences
I mean some things that you see when you're a kid it can't affect you for the rest of your life. I went and saw a girl wet herself during class in third grade and ever since then, I've always been afraid that I would wet myself. So I always use a bathroom before I leave the house uh but no in all seriousness as as a combat veteran. I don't like somebody just throwing around the term PTSD. So, uh, willy-nilly, it's kind of disrespectful to people that have actually gone through real traumatizing experiences.

Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Sean. That's all I can say is. Thank you for calling out the madness nowadays. Um, we've gone so far to the other side. Uh, can't work disabled because you saw a video living in a 2 million dollar home. While saying that, you know, nobody should own home. Every single politicians. Got a million-dollar house just all the crazies out there. Just thank you guys for calling this out every day. Um, it's it's gone beyond psychotic. And I appreciate you guys just bringing everybody debt back down to Earth every day.


I saw a video when I was 13 with Ron Jeremy in it
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. I saw a video when I was 13. It was with Ron Jeremy in it. The name of the movie was uh, caught from behind and um, I never was traumatized by it. I think it made me more of a horny adult than most normal adults. So there's that

It must hard chaos to teach his kid not to touch poop🤣
Sub junkies must be hard from chaos to teach his kids, not to touch poop. See you.

Almost lost my 2 year olds leg from a brown recluse
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So, uh, man, I got a bunch of different stories. I've been through a lot of my life, my daughter when she was 2 years old. Was Bitten on the back of her thigh by a brown recluse. They almost had to cut her leg off. They barely saved it. It looked like a grape. Was underneath her leg. And then around it, the size of my palm of my hand is 8 inches from Palm to tip of my middle finger. The whole Palm was red swollen and she was in the hospital for a week and a half because of that caused me 26 thousand dollars but we saved her leg. Them damn brown with blue. Spiders, ain't no good man.

I knew a guy that had half his calf removed from a spider bite
Hello, everyone. This will be Jeremy here. I do a guy who's friend of my parents growing up, and he got bit on his calf by a brown recluse, tiny little spiders. You really don't see him a whole lot, they're there. But you don't see him hence, the word recluse. Um, but he had to have like, almost all of his calf muscle completely removed. He couldn't really use his leg much anymore after that. Uh, but those brown includes men, they're gnarly. They'll just keep eating away and they eat from the inside out. So it'll leave holes. And Pussy and beautiful lunch stuff that you would want to think about when you're eating lunch. Anyway, later,


Pedo woods had me dying i spit up my drink all over the dash
I'm sitting here listening to yesterday's. Podcast at lunch and got to the part where you guys. Talking about the pedophiles in the woods. Oh man, you said that right? As I was taking a big gulp of my drink and I just spit it all over my dashboard. Oh, thank you wiggle, pop pop.

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