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Funny pacemaker malfunction
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. I got a funny pacemaker story for you. So back many, many, many moons ago. I used to be a paramedic and we got a call about a, you know, a male with having, you know, heart heart problems. So we get there and he's standing in his driveway. We pull up. We start talking to him and he lets out this Bellow. Makes us jump back about 3 feet, you know scares the heck out of us. Uh, so we start talking to again and apparently his pacemaker was malfunctioning and you could put your watch and watch your watch and every 2 minutes, his pacemaker was shocking him and he would jump and the whole way to the hospital every 2 minutes. Even though you knew it was coming. It's kind of like when you're unraveling 1 of the things of biscuits you know you know it's going to pop but it still scares you like every time it makes you jolt, it was that every 2 minutes on the button.

academy awards hoax
I for 1, don't agree with your, take on the Academy Award, Sean, I've been watching the show ever since I was interested in movies and If that was the case, they would have went with Amelia Perez because the Hot Topic issue is trans people. They would have had that win even though it was nominated and the movie. By all accounts is absolute dumpster fire, they would have picked that. Instead they went with a low-budget independent movie Anora and I don't see where the conspiracy would be behind picking that and it was a good movie and if you did go to like a Disney Springs, they were showing it and it's still showing now and more theaters because it won Leading up to the Academy Awards. It was in a lot of theaters. Also. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it's not good or nobody's heard of it because I definitely saw it in theaters.


No cheese in my crust!
What's going down junkies so I had a gig on Saturday night and a buddy of mine who listens to the show. Came up to me and he was all angry about the fact that you cut off my dispatch on Friday Sean he thought it was extremely disrespectful. I mean he was all up in arms about it. I told him to relax, it was no big deal. That being said, I agree. No cheese in the crust. I like to dip my crust in my Coke because it kind of softens it up and uh sweetens it a little bit, just delicious. So it's a sacred part of the pizza to me. Don't stuff any cheese in there? No.

Judging
News Junkie. Good, good, good good. Good morning. Hey man. It's a beautiful day. Beautiful day. Sean Sean. Why are you judging up people, man? I remember I don't know must have been 3 4 months ago. You were bagging on people who likes Mountain Dew? Now you're backing on people who likes stuff Crust Pizza. What? What is going on, dude? Stop judging stop. Judging I like what I like.

YOURE WRONG WASSON
Oh goodness, Sean. You think people are children for liking stuff, Crust, Pizza. Let me tell you what? My go-to snack, my 10-minute snack at work. Is buying a pepperoni pizza Lunchable. If not that I'm able to put Bagel Bites and the oven at work. And Munch on those on my 10-minute Break. Um, so shut up about stuff. Crust pizza. And, you know what? I heard something about you didn't like Goldfish crackers either. So you, you could just keep on walking with your negativity. We don't need that here. Okay, bye.

First of all, how dare you
Sean. You've Done It. This Is A Bridge Too Far. I'm okay with you fawning over Trump. But self crust, pizza is delicious. Maybe even a Hawaiian pizza. Anyways, love you. Love the show ice box ceiling doing a great job.

Sean is offended by stuffed crust
Sean, you're just looking for something to be offended by at this point just like everybody else. If you don't like it, don't get it. Don't pay attention to it, then don't get it. You don't need it. If you don't like it, don't get it. That's okay, though. Everybody's offended by something. Apparently you're offended by pizza. With stuffed crust that makes you very challenged yourself.

So about Casey Anthony, like she has to introduce herself to people that were, you know, just born during all of that trial, like nobody's going to know who she is. So, yeah, for people who don't know who she is on Tik Tok or wherever her platform is, they're not going to know so they're not going to know anything about her. They're just going to think she's some influencer that popped out of nowhere. If they even stumble upon her on the for you page like Sabrina mentioned, but you're totally discounting the fact that her trial was over in 2011. So after that, she moved down south and she has been doing research for, uh, a law firm and some other people and down there and this whole time. And she's trying to, you know, Help other people. But you know all you're going to see is You're never going to see her turning her life around. Good. But she has been doing things since 2011. But you guys never watched the 3-part documentary where honestly, we weren't there. You don't know what happened to Kaylee. Nobody knows, I happened to believe. She probably was molested by her dad. And there's a whole big cover up with that. Why was he going to try and kill himself? Why did you write a suicide note? Like, there's too many questions with that case. Just to say, cut and dry. She killed her kid. I don't believe it for a second. There's too much stuff that was going around with that. But anyways, if she wants to come back now it's been 16 years move on, who cares anymore.

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