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Swilly
it's Pokemon Day
Fez
Sacrifices must be made for a future $3M lawsuit! Sorry Evie, looks like you'll have to attend a Florida school, since almost everyone that graduates out of there is stupid 😅
insecurewalrus
Americano was already an insult
bobloblaw
These kids can't read
The drunken mailman
I deserve some money for being dumb
Hey news, junkies happy Thursday. Hey, if this girl is going to get 3 million dollars worth being stupid, I feel like I should get at least 250 Grand from somebody, you know what I'm saying? I mean, we can't we can't reward stupid people. I mean, come on not knowing how to read. By the time, you're almost 20, give me a break wiggle wiggle,
MastaBruce13
Talk to text function in case
First off, if she's using to talk to text function. And it plays back, if you could have literally taught herself that way by looking at the text as it reads. She's definitely lying.
Lajevarasta
It’s all about stats, even in education
Hola junkies, I was calling to chime in about the young lady. That doesn't know how to read. Um, I can see how it's possible though. Nowadays teachers are forced to give 50% credit to students for assignments, even if they don't turn them in because at the end of the day, all they care about is the numbers and how it looks. So this actually comes from the administrative level. Um, I blame it on them.
insecurewalrus
victory drill book works wonders
Space_Coast_Native
This just came in as you all came on the air. I don’t even think they’re trying to look official anymore with their toll scam text.
guitarslinger
Here's another scenario for Shawn
Jumping off the plane at the last minute. That's pretty funny. That's almost as good as uh, the elevator plummeting to the ground and Right. Before you think it's going to hit the ground. You jump up. You have a bunch of crumpled bodies at the bottom and 1 head through the top. Well you say, well, at least he gave it a shot.
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