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This just came in as you all came on the air. I don’t even think they’re trying to look official anymore with their toll scam text.

Here's another scenario for Shawn
Jumping off the plane at the last minute. That's pretty funny. That's almost as good as uh, the elevator plummeting to the ground and Right. Before you think it's going to hit the ground. You jump up. You have a bunch of crumpled bodies at the bottom and 1 head through the top. Well you say, well, at least he gave it a shot.

Sabrina/app
Hey, good afternoon guys. Uh, Sabrina you just brought me back about the app that makes it like it's drunk or something like that. I remember that. But it's funny you say that because if you go to Google and type in shaboo for his son Tipsy, the screen to start, tilting to the right and the left, it's so funny. I just discovered that the other day hippie out.

I’m still using the News Junkie app!
Hey guys, happy Wednesday. I think it is. I don't know who knows what these weeks are. Just, I don't know, mixing together. So I was, uh, just listening and, um, I had no idea. You guys didn't use the app anymore because that's what I've been sending dispatches on. I still see. See it now and the app works perfectly fine with me. So why'd you guys get rid of it? Well later.


SHAWN, BE CAREFUL
Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. Sean. Listen buddy. I'm going to need you to stop saying Nick UPS, man, like I heard you. And I about crashed my car. I'm glad Sabrina called it right away because like, listen, look, I know you're a professional. And this is your job and you got to tell these stories. It's cool. But you know better than anyone when you talk as much as you do, how easy it is to slip up and say the wrong thing. And the last thing I want is for you to say the wrong thing and this show, get canceled and people start calling for your head cuz I love the show. I love listening and I couldn't picture doing anything else between 11:00 and 3:00 so you know, please be careful. Very, very careful. Wiggles and Pops.


I Don't know why I made this but use it as you see fit. Shawn talks fast sometimes.
But you know what I do and I meet the wild animal, but you know what? I do want to be wild animal. You know what? I want to be wild animal, but you know what I do and I mean, the wild animal.

Skydiving incidents
happy home day Junkies So I've been getting into skydiving a little more over the last couple years. I got 55 solo jumps now. Um, so I'm still very much a baby in the sport but I love it. Uh, we're a lot of the accidents actually occur and, uh, deaths occur is when, um, experience Sky divers. Most of the deaths are people who have thousands of jumps. They start wearing smaller parachutes and smaller canopies than what, their body weight is rated for. So that way they can do more technical tricks, they can come into the ground faster. They can swoop right above the ground where they're, you know, 2 3 feet off the ground while traveling like 60 miles an hour, um, on the plane uh, straight path. So Skydiving, accidents. Most of the time it's when it's a user error people trying to push the limits uh but overall, um, it's got to be actually really safe. So, all right. That's much of your sense. You have a good 1 piece.

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