Hey news, junkies happy Thursday. Hey, if this girl is going to get 3 million dollars worth being stupid, I feel like I should get at least 250 Grand from somebody, you know what I'm saying? I mean, we can't we can't reward stupid people. I mean, come on not knowing how to read. By the time, you're almost 20, give me a break wiggle wiggle,

First off, if she's using to talk to text function. And it plays back, if you could have literally taught herself that way by looking at the text as it reads. She's definitely lying.

Hola junkies, I was calling to chime in about the young lady. That doesn't know how to read. Um, I can see how it's possible though. Nowadays teachers are forced to give 50% credit to students for assignments, even if they don't turn them in because at the end of the day, all they care about is the numbers and how it looks. So this actually comes from the administrative level. Um, I blame it on them.

Jumping off the plane at the last minute. That's pretty funny. That's almost as good as uh, the elevator plummeting to the ground and Right. Before you think it's going to hit the ground. You jump up. You have a bunch of crumpled bodies at the bottom and 1 head through the top. Well you say, well, at least he gave it a shot.

Hey, good afternoon guys. Uh, Sabrina you just brought me back about the app that makes it like it's drunk or something like that. I remember that. But it's funny you say that because if you go to Google and type in shaboo for his son Tipsy, the screen to start, tilting to the right and the left, it's so funny. I just discovered that the other day hippie out.

Hey guys, happy Wednesday. I think it is. I don't know who knows what these weeks are. Just, I don't know, mixing together. So I was, uh, just listening and, um, I had no idea. You guys didn't use the app anymore because that's what I've been sending dispatches on. I still see. See it now and the app works perfectly fine with me. So why'd you guys get rid of it? Well later.

Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. Sean. Listen buddy. I'm going to need you to stop saying Nick UPS, man, like I heard you. And I about crashed my car. I'm glad Sabrina called it right away because like, listen, look, I know you're a professional. And this is your job and you got to tell these stories. It's cool. But you know better than anyone when you talk as much as you do, how easy it is to slip up and say the wrong thing. And the last thing I want is for you to say the wrong thing and this show, get canceled and people start calling for your head cuz I love the show. I love listening and I couldn't picture doing anything else between 11:00 and 3:00 so you know, please be careful. Very, very careful. Wiggles and Pops.