What's up News Junkie? Uh, Sean Patrick's Day here. First time long time. Uh, my parents were 1 of those that would uh let me have a house party every once in a while. And I remember a certain, uh, New Year's party my senior year, 1 of my buddies got so hammered, he passed out early on the couch. But at some point during the middle of the night, he uh, woke up in a drunken stuper looking for the bathroom. And continued to pee all over my father's recliner. Thinking he was in the bathroom. So yep. Me and my other buddies. We cleaned it up the best we could. And of course, I had never told my father about this and he continued to sit in that chair for years without even knowing. Yep, I'm going to hell. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.