Imagine that guy with the longest name possible. Ended up being half like a sexual predator and has to go to all of his neighbors and tell him. Hi my name is yada yada, yada yada yada and has to ramble off his full entire name for 20 minutes and they just closed the door on it because they don't want to hear it his spiel. Oh gosh, that'd be hilarious. He lost the game, by the way.