Hey guys, Sean, I really really hate to say this but I think that you would have about 2 seconds and that deck would make you his bitch. Um, Birds. They don't have a lot of fear and especially like ducks and geese and chickens and things like that. I've been attacked by a rooster before and it was not pretty. Um, I think that that duck would take you out. I really do wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.