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Podcast listener, police car recording
Good day, junkies dispatching, regards to recording in a patrol car. Uh, as you guys know, I used to be a police officer. So, um, back in the early 2018. Uh, I had the most HD camera because I have 1 of the newer cars. But my camera was really small and the microphone. I mean, they were, they were not hidden. However, uh, whenever I was on duty, I would get called to the scene so that way I could put suspects in the back of my car and catch them in HD. It's not 4K, but it was HD at the time and oh my God, people are stupid. They don't realize that patrol cars are public property, and anything in them is public record and these people would just run their mouths about stuff that we'd even know about and that we learned from them talking and then they would look up and have the OS face. And I loved it. Um, there was many times I had to go to court because I had to I had to tell him, you know, that I had to testify that it was my car and why I had my camera on its public property so yeah it was interesting. Um got a lot of bad guys just because people don't realize that they're being recorded in a police car. We go pop up.

Baby host
I don't even know if you do dispatches anymore through your app, so hopefully it goes through. But Sean, you are hilarious, bits and pieces of snuggling here and there, sometimes we do. And sometimes we don't, I feel that you're probably the biggest. Like snuggle bug little teeny, tiny baby. When you're sick, poor Courtney has to freaking act like you're still the tough guy with his skinny jeans and vans and his black T-shirt, whatever. Man, I think that you like to be snuggled and cuddled and you're probably a little baby. Bye.

Blueys a girl
Hey, junkies silver, Jeremy here. So, I have a 6 year old who likes Bluey and um Bluey is a Girl by the way. Yep, Australian Heeler Blue Heeler. She's a girl just saying

Funny football name
What up jockey butt? Hey, talking about a funny names in the NFL like, Michael Pinnock and Vic. Go do me a favor, go look up who the kicker is for the uh Los Angeles Chargers. You'll get a kick out of it. It's actually pretty funny. Later.

the big game
So, for the Taylor Swift, this is going to be a fun Super Bowl for her because she's a DieHard. Eagles fan has been an entire life. So who's she really going to be rooting for?


What if they are TNJ fans
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. What if? That husband or that boyfriend and girlfriend in Edgewater are actually tnj fans. That would be. Hilarious.

Computer trespassing
the employee at the anti-Semitism campaign better watch out that he doesn't get arrested for Computer trespassing for leaking that Super Bowl commercial.

I’m tired of Canada and their BS too!

Underwear protects seats!
I'm not up for body shaming and everybody is beautiful. But What happens when she sits down? There's certain protection from certain things that are provided by underwear.

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