March 9th, 2010 // comments (1)

Russian Launch Keys Featured On ‘Pawn Stars’ Show

People pawn everything these days. But nuclear launch keys? That’s a first…

Apparently, the guy who was trying to sell these keys (for meth, booze, whatever) wanted $10,000. The guys who host Pawn Stars weren’t having any of that nonsense and offered up a few grand. Watching, all I could keep thinking was ‘how did this guy get his hands on Russian nuclear launch keys?’ and then I questioned their authenticity for a bit. They look legit. The box is nice. But it would take an awkward chain of events to end up with those keys in your possession. Bottom line: They would look grand in my apartment and I would like you to buy them for me. Do it. Hell, I’d settle for that sweet ass case.

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